1 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,920 What did Private Clutterbuck tell you? 2 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:28,052 That you'd served together in the same unit in Kenya 3 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:32,861 and one by one, members of your old unit were being killed by a Mau Mau. 4 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:38,265 - There are two ways of approaching this. - Your way or my way. 5 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,363 The adult way or the child's way. 6 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:42,568 Tomorrow, for sure. 7 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,976 That Mau Mau will strike tonight. Tomorrow night at the latest. 8 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,607 - Magnum! - Don't you ever knock? 9 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,861 (Big Ben strikes hour) 10 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:10,316 - 'Allo, ducks! - Good Lord! 11 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:15,453 Where'd you learn your trade, girl, watching old Ronald Colman movies? 12 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,022 Sorry, it usually works on men your age. 13 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,095 Especially when there's a full moon. 14 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,411 (Gunfire) 15 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,319 (Howls) 16 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,031 (Groaning) 17 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,778 ''So we'll go no more a-roving 18 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,879 ''So late into the night 19 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:32,186 ''Though the heart be still as loving 20 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,955 ''And the moon be still as bright. 21 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,519 ''For the sword outwears its sheath 22 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,088 ''And the soul wears out the beasts 23 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,431 ''And the heart must pause to breathe 24 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,766 ''And love itself have rest.'' 25 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:47,272 (African music and chanting) 26 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:59,946 ''And though the night was made for loving 27 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,318 ''And the day returns too soon 28 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,987 ''Yet we'll go no more a-roving 29 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:09,017 ''By the light of the moon.'' 30 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,429 (Music, chanting continue) 31 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,834 lf you ladies will excuse me, 32 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:23,706 l'll ask our accompanist to play something more appropriate to Lord Byron. 33 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:33,548 Jonathan! l thought your reading was breathtaking, simply breathtaking. 34 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,679 l'm glad it was good. Thank you. 35 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:40,181 lt wasn't just good. lt was splendid. 36 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,626 We must discuss Elizabeth's poetry. 37 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:46,359 - Elizabeth's? - Barrett Browning! 38 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:49,232 - Oh, of course. - Splendid. 39 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,669 Then l'll return this e'en. Say, around seven? 40 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:55,572 Tonight? Perhaps tomorrow. 41 00:07:55,608 --> 00:08:00,443 Now, if you'll excuse me, l must put a stop to that infernal chanting. 42 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,345 On the morrow! 43 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,910 (* African music) 44 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,888 (Magnum) Living alone has terrific advantages. 45 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:13,915 You can eat, sleep, go in and out and burp whenever you want. 46 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,588 lt also has one terrific disadvantage - 47 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,429 when you lose something, there's no one to blame but yourself. 48 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,866 (Higgins) Magnum! (Knocking) 49 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,866 (Knocking) Magnum! 50 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,835 Higgins! 51 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,710 Don't come in! 52 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:39,742 - You came in! - What in God's name are you doing? 53 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:43,881 l told you not to come in. Remember that. l tried to stop you. 54 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,118 Stop me? Stop me? 55 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:52,028 As caretaker of Robin Masters' estate, l have a perfect right to enter day or night! 56 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,497 You'll wish you didn't. 57 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:58,630 l also have a right to demand that you stop blasting Masai fertility chants... 58 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,139 - ls that what they are? - (Music off) 59 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,801 (Shouting) ..while l am reciting... 60 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:07,176 (Normally) ..We'll Go No More A-Roving. 61 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,575 We'll Go No More A-Roving? 62 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:15,053 A lesser known poem of Lord Byron's. l was holding a recitation 63 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:19,786 for the Honolulu Society For The Preservation Of English Poetry. 64 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,656 Oh, my God! 65 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:26,089 - What's wrong? - London blitzed didn't look this bad. 66 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:32,395 - How can you live in such filth? - lt's not filthy. 67 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,670 lt's just a little messy. 68 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,109 - As Robin Masters... What's that? - (Banging) 69 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:42,205 - Doc lbold. - Dr. lbold? What's he doing here? 70 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,944 Probably nailing up the quarantine sign. 71 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,913 That ought to do it. 72 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,951 - Oh, no! - lt's not my fault. 73 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:57,827 l told him to stay out but he wouldn't listen, he used his key. 74 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:02,266 - Quarantine? - Damn it! l was afraid this would happen. 75 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:05,031 You've never had African Hemorrhagic Fever? 76 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:08,939 - Of course not! - lt happens to the best of families. Right? 77 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:13,878 Right. l caught it in '63 in Nigeria. During my stint in the Peace Corps. 78 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,780 And you caught it? Magnum, how could you? 79 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:21,711 - Gee, l guess l wanted to get sick. - You don't look sick. 80 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:24,484 - l don't feel sick. - He may not be sick. 81 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,492 We'll know when the incubation period is over. 82 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,721 How did you manage to expose yourself 83 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:33,664 to something as obscure as African Hemorrhagic Fever? 84 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:37,795 l followed Mrs. Davis aboard the Katanga during my investigation. 85 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:42,399 That sordid divorce case! l knew something like this would happen. 86 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:46,969 One of the sailors got it yesterday. The entire ship's been quarantined. 87 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:50,915 And everyone who was in contact with him, including Thomas. 88 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:53,544 And now, l'm afraid, you too. 89 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:59,179 - How long? - Seven days. 90 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,954 You mean for the next week l'm going to have to live in this... 91 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:10,025 - squalor with... - l found it! 92 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,529 - ..him. - (Farting noise) 93 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,469 (Phone) 94 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,936 lsland Hoppers, your magic carpet in paradise. 95 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:47,234 (Magnum) Hi, T.C. lt's T.M. 96 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,508 Are you there, T.C. ? 97 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,810 (Phone) 98 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,388 (Woman) Your phone is ringing. 99 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:10,919 lt's just Thomas asking me to fly him somewhere for gas money. 100 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:30,075 lsland Hoppers. Leave a message at the beep and we'll get back to you. Beep. 101 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:37,281 What if that were someone wanting to hire your magic carpet? 102 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:42,217 - Uh...isn't that why you're here? - Yes. 103 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,592 Well... 104 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,996 l've only got one magic carpet. 105 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,160 Er, Miss...? 106 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:54,466 Kiamani. Bibi Kiamani. 107 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:04,748 Now, then. The first order of business is to clean up this...this... 108 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,115 pigsty. 109 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:10,179 Then l'll assign sleeping quarters, work up a fitness program 110 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,690 and determine kitchen duties. 111 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,091 l hope your larder is amply stocked. 112 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,399 While you're in there would you get me a beer? 113 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,300 Fortunately, it's the start of the month 114 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:28,602 and the main house has food more suitable to my palate. 115 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,871 l'll ask Dr. lbold to transfer... 116 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,639 Magnum. 117 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,206 - Sorry, want a bite? - No, l don't want a bite. 118 00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,342 (Microwave bell pings) 119 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,296 lt won't work, you know. 120 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,704 - What won't? - l won't let you get to me. 121 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:05,039 Oh. l'm not trying to get to you. 122 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:08,877 l'm stuck with you because you barged in here! 123 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:13,146 - l explained all that. - Which in my book makes you the guest. 124 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,653 The unwanted guest. 125 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:20,318 So, if there are any rules to be made, l will make them. 126 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,487 And the first one is live and let live. 127 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,099 Magnum. 128 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,938 - Live and let live can only lead to anarchy. - So be it! 129 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,813 We have to find a more sensible way of surviving this. 130 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,974 No, we don't! 131 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,745 Yes, we do. l see two ways of approaching this. 132 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,821 Your way or my way. 133 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,553 The adult way or the child's way. 134 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,926 And l suppose l'm the child? 135 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,596 - Who's ahead? - He is. 136 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,572 No, l meant the ballgame. 137 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,699 Hi, Thomas. How's it going? 138 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,209 That's far enough. 139 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,905 He's not going to be in quarantine with us? 140 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,141 - Not if l can help it. - Thank God. 141 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,275 - Hey, did you get it? - Yeah, catch. 142 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,048 (Delighted laughter) Where's the... 143 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,987 batteries? 144 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,116 Hey, thanks, Rick. 145 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,494 This is great! 146 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:34,363 You're welcome. lf you need me l'll be in the main house. 147 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,426 - What? - Someone has to take care of the dogs. 148 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,666 - The lads will stay here with me. - No, they won't! 149 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,003 Yes, they will! 150 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,635 You don't want to expose them to the fever? 151 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,773 Canines are not susceptible to African Hemorrhagic Fever! 152 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,009 - Are they? - Yes, they are. 153 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:55,646 Well, now that that's settled, l'll talk to you guys later. 154 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,054 Thanks, Rick, Doc. 155 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,850 (Bleeping tune) 156 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:08,222 (TV) A touchdown for the Raiders with a 93-yard fumble recoveryl 157 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,368 - No lads for a week. - Cheer up, Higgins. 158 00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:17,705 We all have our little crosses to bear. 159 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:22,203 ..shabby quality demonstration that has taken place today on this gridiron. 160 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:26,274 This is an embarrassment to the entire league. 161 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,989 (T.C.) You know what l like about you? (Bibi) What? 162 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:37,018 You got class. You haven't said one word about my... 163 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,927 attire. 164 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:43,128 But why should l? l assume that you dined out last night. 165 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,898 - ln a tux? - Well, it was Saturday night. 166 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,871 What's that London magazine you work for? 167 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,674 - Lords And Ladies. - Never heard of it. 168 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:59,412 You can only subscribe to Lords And Ladies if you're in the registry. 169 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,420 - Registry? - Burke's Peerage. 170 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,890 You know, lords and ladies. Dukes and duchesses. 171 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,552 (Posh British accent) Oh, that registry. 172 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,458 - Where are you from? - Kenya. 173 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,433 That's where l was born. 174 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,733 My parents immigrated to England when l was three months old. 175 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:24,038 Wasn't the African emigration from Kenya 176 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,772 frozen in the mid-'50s after the uprising? 177 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:33,116 Yes, that's true. But l'm a bit older than that, thank you. 178 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,949 l was born in '48. 179 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:39,651 - '48, '58, '68... - How long to Robin Masters' estate? 180 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,159 We've been flying over it for ten minutes. 181 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:46,790 (T.C.) That's the main complex up ahead. (Bibi) How close can we get? 182 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,665 Er...as close as you'd like. 183 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:54,900 l'm sort of a close personal friend of Robin Masters, you know. 184 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,109 - (Bleeping tune) - This is intolerable! 185 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:06,481 l'm going to insist the FAA send a man out to ground him the moment he lands. 186 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,543 Tell them to have T.C. call me. 187 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:12,216 He always hangs up. Must be something wrong with his phone. 188 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,715 (Rick on intercom) Higgins. l found the package marked ''lads''. 189 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,559 There must be a mistake - this is top sirloin. 190 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,360 - lt's no mistake. - Rick! 191 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,960 Char it on the outside and send it down with a bottle of red. 192 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:26,800 Are you kidding? l'm gonna eat it myself. 193 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,932 - (Growling) - Only kidding, guys. 194 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,169 - Don't you dare. - OK, OK. 195 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:36,045 Chop the steak into two-inch cubes and sprinkle on parsley and garlic. 196 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,776 The lads prefer it that way. 197 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,511 - Tough. - What? 198 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,951 Erm, that was Zeus, he said, ''Ruff.'' 199 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,957 lt didn't sound like Zeus. 200 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,822 More like Apollo. 201 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,727 - (Helicopter outside) - Oh, my God! 202 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,399 Forget it, Higgins. 203 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,299 He's heading for the hangar. 204 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:01,465 So am l. Good night. 205 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,635 lt's not even seven yet. 206 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,911 l don't feel so good. 207 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:12,076 Small wonder. You've had two hot dogs, three beers, a bag of pretzels, 208 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:15,052 Lord knows how many Fig Newtons and a couple... 209 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,885 Magnum. You don't suppose it's the fever? 210 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:28,527 No. Like you said, all that food and no exercise. 211 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:32,799 - Perhaps l should call Dr. lbold? - Don't bother, he'll be by tomorrow. 212 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,999 Couple of Seltzers, l'll be fine. 213 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,269 Night, Higgins. 214 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,213 Good night, Magnum. 215 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,823 At last. 216 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,525 Silence. 217 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,557 (Bleeping tune) 218 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,739 (* Soft classical in next room) 219 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,889 (Man) Thomas. 220 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,866 Psst! Thomas. 221 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,697 - Thomas. - Shh! 222 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,732 Just a second. 223 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,415 (* Piano concerto) 224 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,957 - Aren't you afraid of catching the fever? - l'm just terrified. 225 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,028 - Where's Edwin? - Right here, old chap. 226 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,373 (Magnum) Any sign of him? (Edwin) No. 227 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:26,350 - But that bloody wog's on the island. - Shh! 228 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:31,186 Mr. Clutterbuck, l don't know what actually happened in Kenya in '53... 229 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:35,057 l've told you. lf you don't believe me, ask the sergeant major. 230 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:40,224 l can't. Higgins might get suspicious and realize this quarantine thing's a ruse. 231 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,995 - lf there is a Mau Mau out there... - There is. 232 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,525 ..he'd be an easy target. 233 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:49,700 lnstead of watching that concert on TV, he'd be attending it, regardless of the risk. 234 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,735 The old sergeant major. Always was as stubborn as a Welsh donkey. 235 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,578 We can't keep Higgins quarantined forever. 236 00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,516 We don't have to. 237 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:04,180 That Mau Mau will strike tonight, tomorrow night at the latest. 238 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,917 How can you be sure? 239 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:10,155 Buckminster, Taylor, Crawford 240 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,322 were all murdered a month apart... 241 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,629 on a full moon. 242 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,966 Tried to get me last month, on a full moon. 243 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,768 What does a full moon have to do with it? 244 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,900 Who can figure a bloody wog? 245 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,106 - Dogs locked up? - (Rick) ln the wine cellar. 246 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,173 Those Dobermans. 247 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,079 They could give us a warning. 248 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,554 The Mau Mau would torture a man's animals, 249 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:40,285 behead them, as a sign, isn't that right? 250 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:42,088 Not just animals. 251 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:47,288 The dogs stay in the wine cellar. 252 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,224 Oh. Très gallant. 253 00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:55,228 Look, l haven't liked you since l found you at the front gate looking for Higgins. 254 00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:58,265 Your story smells like low tide at the docks. 255 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:01,279 l'm going along with you cos l got no choice. 256 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:06,546 l just stopped in Hawaii to warn a chum, that's all. l could have kept on running. 257 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:10,544 Everybody's gotta stop running sometime, don't they? 258 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:14,915 You're quite right. 259 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,090 Quite right. 260 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,196 A man... 261 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:26,535 can't run from his past forever. 262 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,004 Hm? 263 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,648 (Whistles) 264 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,749 - What do you make of that? - l don't know. 265 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,159 He's not as easily pegged as l thought. 266 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,164 - What now? - We stick to our plan. 267 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:56,224 l'll join you as soon as Higgins is asleep. 268 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,705 - You try that stuff on? - Yeah. 269 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:03,970 - You'll be all right. - Mm-hm. 270 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:09,542 - Did you hear from T.C.? - No. l can't figure it out. 271 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,311 - He flew over this afternoon. - l saw him. 272 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:16,116 So l know he's on the island. He hung up on me twice this morning. 273 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:19,453 Didn't answer any of my messages. Doesn't make sense. 274 00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,288 Yes, it does. 275 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:24,523 - How much do you owe him? - lt's not that. 276 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:29,723 Something's gotta be distracting him, that's all. 277 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:32,737 There. Here we are. 278 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:38,402 Say, have you had anything to eat? Like, maybe dinner? 279 00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:44,342 Well, l am tempted but l'm working on a 16-hour jet lag. 280 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:49,115 Oh. Dinner time in the islands means it must be tea time in London. 281 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,247 How about tea and crumpets? 282 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:57,856 - Where will you find crumpets in Honolulu? - You leave that to me. l'll find them. 283 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:03,994 T.C., you are funny. Perhaps tomorrow. 284 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:08,065 Oh, yeah, sure. Tomorrow. 285 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:26,180 Tomorrow, for sure. 286 00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,718 My car, please. 287 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,745 No! 288 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:52,760 (* African music) 289 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:14,257 Ever notice when you want someone to do what they usually do, they don't? 290 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:18,689 Any other night, Higgins would be in bed by now 291 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,460 but tonight, when l needed him sound asleep, 292 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:25,265 he was wide awake listening to African music. 293 00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:28,329 At least that part of my plan was working. 294 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:42,609 - Magnum, l hope l didn't wake you? - No. 295 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:45,714 - l couldn't sleep. - (Music continues) 296 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,284 You like that stuff? 297 00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:51,522 lt's not stuff. 298 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:55,624 - Where did you get this tape, anyway? - Dr. lbold. 299 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,862 He said as long as l caught the fever, 300 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,894 l might as well have the music to go along with it. 301 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:05,808 - Doctors have a peculiar sense of humor. - Doctors and undertakers. 302 00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:09,905 Yes, l didn't want to mention that, given your potential condition. 303 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:12,382 Our potential condition. 304 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,319 - Feeling better? - A little. 305 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,117 l guess l ate too much. 306 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,919 What did you say this was? Masai fertility dance? 307 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,963 This particular section is part of their rites of passage. 308 00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:33,061 A puberty ceremony, so to speak. 309 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,505 lt's not very pleasant to watch. 310 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:40,568 l suppose it's no more primitive than our prep-school hazing. 311 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,944 When were you in Africa? 312 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:48,176 l was in North Africa during the war, attached to Alexander's command. 313 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:52,713 Fought against Rommel. l remember once, outside El Alamein... 314 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:57,560 l meant when did you see the Masai rites? 315 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:02,330 When l was stationed in Kenya in '53. 316 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:07,327 1953? That was about the time of the Mau Mau uprising, wasn't it? 317 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,568 Yes. 318 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,447 - Scotch? - No, this is fine. 319 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,314 What was it like? 320 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,154 lt was bloody. 321 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,495 The Mau Mau came from the Kikuyu tribe. 322 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:41,102 And the Kikuyu could be a savage people. 323 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:47,377 But then, so could we. 324 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:53,083 Take away our bowlers and school ties, 325 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:57,053 remove us from our cities where others kill our meat, 326 00:30:57,088 --> 00:31:01,718 from our books and films, where we vicariously live out our baser emotions, 327 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:08,599 set us down in the African bush where every living thing is killing or being killed, 328 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:13,434 and we can be as savage as any tribe on the face of the earth. 329 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,467 You know what l mean? 330 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,204 Yes, l've been there. 331 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,274 Africa? 332 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,111 Vietnam. 333 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,045 (Rick) Thomas, do you read me? 334 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:04,150 Five by five. Higgins is still awake. 335 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,887 Tough. l need you up here now. 336 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,555 We got a visitor - the south beach and he's heading this way. 337 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:16,090 - ls Clutterbuck in position? - Yes, he's upstairs on the balcony. 338 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:19,934 - Thomas, l don't like this. - l'm on my way, Rick. 339 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,572 Rick. 340 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,979 - He's coming towards the guest house. - Are you sure? 341 00:32:31,015 --> 00:32:32,346 Magnum? 342 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,510 What the bloody hell is going on? 343 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:37,214 Don't you ever knock? 344 00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:41,214 Come back here! You'll contaminate the estate! 345 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,047 Rick. Rick! 346 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:08,075 (Rustling) 347 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:37,609 Of all the imbecilic ideas - African Hemorrhagic Fever! 348 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:40,549 - l don't know, it fooled you. - Fooled me! 349 00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:42,780 - Ow! Watch it! - l'm sorry, Rick. 350 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:47,348 - You can blame that on Magnum. - He was only trying to protect you. 351 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:50,691 - Protect me? - That's it! l'll fix my own busted head. 352 00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:52,889 See what your interfering can do? 353 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:58,232 Did it ever occur to you that three wars and 37 years in Her Majesty's Service 354 00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:00,533 might instruct me to protect myself? 355 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:04,974 lf you'd known a Mau Mau was hunting you, would you have battened yourself in 356 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:08,740 - or gone to the concert? - Gone to the concert. That's not the point. 357 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,748 That is precisely the point. 358 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:14,878 You may be a tough old Brit but when it comes to protecting yourself, 359 00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:19,117 - you're as stubborn as...an lrish mule. - He means a Welsh donkey. 360 00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:22,388 Whatever! lf l hadn't gotten Doc to quarantine you, 361 00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:25,828 that Mau Mau would've had you hanging from a tree by now. 362 00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:27,660 l am not a Mau Mau. 363 00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:32,196 Oh. She speaks. 364 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:36,104 l suppose you didn't clip Rick with... whatever the hell this is. 365 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:39,132 lt's a rungu. l haven't seen one in 30 years. 366 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:41,737 The Kikuyu make them from the baobab tree. 367 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,942 Fired and polished they're as hard as steel... 368 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:46,313 and just as deadly. 369 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:51,686 - Yeah, tell me about it. - l didn't hit you with the rungu. 370 00:34:51,722 --> 00:34:55,749 - The Mau Mau did. - Then why were you carrying these? 371 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:58,819 One. l was only carrying one. 372 00:34:58,863 --> 00:35:01,730 We know what you did with the other one. 373 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,293 - May l explain? - This ought to be bloody good. 374 00:35:09,073 --> 00:35:14,033 My name is Bibi Kiamani and l am a member of the Kenyan ClD. 375 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,880 Never heard of it. 376 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:22,250 lt's the Criminal lnvestigation Department. lt exists. 377 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:25,949 - That part of what she's saying is true. - Thank you. 378 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:32,792 After three ex-British soldiers who served in the same regiment in Kenya 379 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:36,493 were murdered recently by methods reminiscent of the Mau Mau, 380 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:39,002 Scotland Yard informed our government 381 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:43,473 and l was sent to London to assist in the investigation. 382 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:46,966 You are that damned tart that tried to pick me up 383 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:49,878 the same night that Mau Mau came after me! 384 00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:53,873 Well, which is it, Miss Kiamani, ClD or tart? 385 00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:02,019 Mr. Clutterbuck and your friend here obviously share one quality - 386 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:04,527 they are both stubborn. 387 00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:09,329 He refused Scotland Yard's protection. No bodyguard, no protective custody... 388 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:12,530 So they sent a bloody wog to spend the night with me. 389 00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:14,868 They did not send me. 390 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:20,400 Your penchant for African women is well-documented. 391 00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:34,914 So l decided, on my own, that it was the best way to stay close to you, 392 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,393 to catch whoever was murdering the Brits. 393 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:42,024 We have no desire to see any reviving of the Mau Maus. 394 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:47,902 They are of the past. And if the British cannot stop him, then l must. 395 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:53,799 You said the murder victims were all ex-soldiers who had served in Kenya? 396 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:59,646 - Yes. - Privates Buckminster, Taylor, 397 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,621 Lance Corporal Crawford, Sergeant Major. 398 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,167 Biribi. 399 00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:19,135 What's Biribi, Higgins? 400 00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:25,503 A village in Kenya. At least it was. 401 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:26,908 Higgins? 402 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:31,404 - You're Sergeant Major Higgins. - l suppose you didn't know that. 403 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:33,576 No, l did not. 404 00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:38,453 l followed Clutterbuck here and assumed he was a guest of Robin Masters. 405 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:40,354 What happened at Biribi? 406 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:51,992 Um...if you'll excuse me. 407 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,436 - Hold on. Wait! - l'm not feeling well. 408 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:58,932 Let him go, Magnum. Let him go. 409 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,776 (Door closes) 410 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,781 What did Private Clutterbuck tell you? 411 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:08,114 That you'd served together in the same unit in Kenya 412 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:12,213 and one by one, members of your old unit were being killed by a Mau Mau. 413 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:15,123 He showed us clippings from the London Times. 414 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:18,219 He told the truth, as far as he went. 415 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:23,890 The ex-soldiers being killed all took part in the Biribi massacre. 416 00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:34,934 Higgins? 417 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,640 We had been in the bush a week 418 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:45,418 when Privates Holmesby and O'Rourke were ambushed whilst scouting a wadi. 419 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:50,720 We found them at sunset, mutilated. 420 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:56,063 But that word cannot possibly describe what had been done to their bodies. 421 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,499 There was a full moon 422 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:06,999 so we were able to stay on the Mau Mau's track. 423 00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:14,878 Around midnight we found them. 424 00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:20,751 There was a brief skirmish and two of them were killed. 425 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:24,591 But l was slashed by a panga in the thigh and couldn't go on. 426 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,429 l ordered the lads to press on. 427 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:34,362 When l caught up with them the next morning, 428 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:37,568 they had tracked the Mau Mau to Biribi 429 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:40,770 and leveled the village. 430 00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:46,407 A number of innocent Africans were killed, 431 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:49,851 including some women and children. 432 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:55,225 But it was my responsibility. 433 00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:58,820 l should never have allowed the lads to go on without me. 434 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:11,633 Sergeant Major Higgins reported the massacre, 435 00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,143 assumed full responsibility 436 00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:18,945 and recommended a court-martial for everyone involved, including himself. 437 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:24,446 Naturally, he was absolved. 438 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:31,118 Unfortunately, the others were simply reprimanded and moved out of the country. 439 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:34,563 The army did them no favor by not court-martialing them. 440 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,589 (lntercom bell) 441 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,932 - Yes? - ( Agatha) Jonathan? 442 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:45,032 Oh, l'm so relieved to hear your voice. 443 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:47,873 Dr. lbold said you'd call and when you didn't 444 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:52,110 l tried calling you up but some strange man keeps answering. 445 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:55,915 He said you were indisposed and not to call back. 446 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:59,650 Oh, Jonathan, l was so worried l had to drive over. 447 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:02,090 Agatha, calm down, l'm quite all right. 448 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:06,153 l won't believe it until l see your shining face for myself. 449 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,529 Let her see your shining face. 450 00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:10,830 Yes, all right, but only for a moment. 451 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:13,359 A moment 'tis enough. 452 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:19,165 As Percy would say, ''Best and brightest come away 453 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,838 ''Fairer far than this fair day.'' 454 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:24,143 Yes, quite. 455 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:33,112 Percy Bysshe Shelley. 456 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,724 Of course. 457 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,525 They were decent lads, you know. 458 00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:47,366 Young. 459 00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:51,135 Clutterbuck couldn't have been more than 18. 460 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,804 They were brutalized, they'd seen their mates killed. 461 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:58,708 lt was just too bloody much for them. 462 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:05,380 lt would have been far better if they had been court-martialed and punished. 463 00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:09,222 lt would have given them a chance to pay their debt. 464 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:12,161 As it is... 465 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,756 they just had to live with it. 466 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,973 How'd you know Higgins was in the guest house? 467 00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:11,243 l did not know Higgins even lived here. 468 00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:16,651 - l told you, l followed Clutterbuck. - But l saw you yards from the guest house. 469 00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:20,316 - Higgins turned the light on and you ran. - lt wasn't me. 470 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,593 Thomas... 471 00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:28,223 if she's telling the truth, that Mau Mau is still here. 472 00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:35,538 Maybe he's always been here. Watch her. 473 00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:42,809 l don't understand, Jonathan. 474 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:48,011 Dr. lbold told me you'd taken a spill, sprained your ankle. 475 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:52,887 - That was Magnum's idea. - That sordid man in the guest house? 476 00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:56,017 - The one who's always causing trouble? - Yes. 477 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:08,028 Edwin, don't. lt's over. 478 00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:20,274 (Agatha gasps) 479 00:45:37,634 --> 00:45:42,071 The islands have a way of easing pain, of helping one forget the past, 480 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:44,006 which is probably why l'm here. 481 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:49,172 But l had the feeling that no matter how warm the sand or how blue the sky, 482 00:45:49,213 --> 00:45:52,808 part of me would never forget Private Edwin Clutterbuck. 483 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:57,810 l don't recall who said ''war is hell'' but he was only half right. 484 00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:02,451 lt isn't just war that's hell, it's living with the memories of what you did in it. 485 00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,484 (Bleeping tune) 486 00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:16,968 l say, Magnum, this is most difficult. 487 00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:21,835 Not really, kid. 488 00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:24,780 lt does take excellent peripheral vision, 489 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:29,115 intense concentration and quick reflexes to score really well. 490 00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:33,886 l'm sure l'll do better with a little practice. So far l've only reached 24,000. 491 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:39,053 How many points have you scored? 492 00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:41,496 (T.C.) Hey, Thomas! 493 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:43,796 Thomas! 494 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:46,962 - l need to talk to you. - Have you seen this? Fascinating. 495 00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:49,564 l ain't got time for games. l need your help. 496 00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:52,234 - Really? My help? - Yeah. 497 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:58,977 T.C., for two days l've left messages at every haunt you're known to frequent. 498 00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:02,474 So don't tell me you didn't know that l was looking for you. 499 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,078 Hey, man... 500 00:47:05,122 --> 00:47:09,923 l'm sorry, but l got hung up with this lady. You know - involved. 501 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,588 - l can see that. - So you'll help me, right? 502 00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:17,157 Her name is Bibi Kiamani. She works for Lords And Ladies magazine. 503 00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:20,534 - Wait a minute. What's her name? - Kiamani. 504 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:24,268 - Bibi Kiamani. Ain't that pretty? - lt's beautiful. 505 00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:29,211 Oh. She wasn't at her hotel. So you gotta help me find her. 506 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,872 Gee, l don't know, T.C. 507 00:47:31,915 --> 00:47:36,511 l got a couple of heavy investigations, which is why l was calling you. 508 00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:40,353 l'll do what l can but my money-paying customers come first. 509 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:44,850 Money-paying customers?! All those lOUs you owe me? 510 00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:46,886 Er... 511 00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:50,263 Well, OK, you know. Hey, l'll rip 'em up. 512 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:53,269 All $875.67 worth. 513 00:47:53,303 --> 00:47:56,101 You keep it exact to the penny? 514 00:47:56,139 --> 00:47:58,164 - lt's a deal? - Good morning! 515 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:01,442 Wait. 516 00:48:01,478 --> 00:48:05,539 Hey, how can l not help a pal? lt's a deal. 517 00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:07,709 (Bibi) T.C. ! 518 00:48:07,751 --> 00:48:09,582 ls that you? 519 00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:13,721 (Bleeping tune) 520 00:48:13,771 --> 00:48:18,321 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0